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    My girlfriends feet WILL NOT STINK no matter what we do. HELP!

    Veterans of this site, I thank you in advance for any and all advice you can lend. I never thought there would ever be a day that i would say this, but i have actually FORGOTTEN what a womans stinky feet smell like.... my ex-girlfriend had the best, stinkiest feet i have ever had the pleasure of knowing, and i am used to having super stinky feet available to me at a moments notice, and not having to do much of anything at all to get them that way. This sucks so bad i cant stand it, my favorite thing about a woman are her stinky feet, period. End of story. Its one of my favorite things in life in general. And for some odd reason, my current girlfriends feet will not stink NO MATTER WHAT we do.. we have tried pretty much anything i can think of over the past year and a half that we have been together(yes that is how ungodly long i have dealt with having no stinky feet) and its becoming extremely discouraging and i really dont know what to do. I truly adore this woman and want to be with her, but the harsh, straight cut, undiluted fact of the matter is, i cant go much longer, much less the rest of my born days, without a pair of absolutely reeking stinky feet to come home to every night. The relationship will just not work. So far, we have tried the following: tennis shoes/flats/boots/uggs/ballet flats/toms in warm weather with no socks for the ENTIRE duration of the day, wearing the same socks for over a week, not washing feet in the shower, moderate walking exercise with the aforementioned setups, plastic bags, the whole nine. And they simply wont stink. I have not cheated and gone outside the relationship for stinky feet from any other women, and I feel like that is something to brag about when you are a die hard, serious serious foot man. I would really like to discover something, anything, that will make her feet stink. My girlfriends feet arent even my type as far as appearance whatsoever, but they are her feet, and i would still be perfectly fine with them if they would just stink...

    I have been racking my brain about WHY it is that my current girlfriend can walk around all day long in many different kinds of shoes and not produce a single noticeable drop of stink, but my ex was like a foot fetish microwave oven and could wear a pair of ANY shoes under the horizon for an hour or less, without even exercising, and effortlessly stink up the room. Take that measly hour or less stinky foot turnover time, and consider the fact that i was used to her wearing shoes ALL DAY at school, ALL WEEKEND at six flags - and having awesome sniffing sessions afterwards..... I am seriously starved.... Hell even when it was winter time with no ambient heat to particularly induce sweating, my ex could still tear up a pair of shoes no problem.

    I narrowed down the possible reasons, and the only two real factors i could come up with were genetics and diet. I ruled out diet almost immediately, because neither of them are health buffs. They both have an average young person's diet, healthy meals here and there, but a lot of fast food, junk food, and soda to go around. So there isnt any difference in their diets. So i begin to think of the genetic aspect of the situation. Are my current girlfriends feet just simply not genetically setup to stink? Let me explain what i mean:

    My preferred pair of feet are as follows: pungent size 10+, slender and curvy soles, long toes that are shapely like a tennis racket, prominent big toe, bunions, toe cleavage, with veins on top. I have noticed a trend with 95% of women with feet that follow those characteristics - they all seem to have above average height for a female, stay slim no matter what they eat, have toned and defined arm and leg muscles, more chiseled and defined facial features, and often slightly deeper voices - to name just a few. It is my hypothesis from observation that these women favor their father in their genetics rather than their mother. Above average height, maintenance free slim body, muscle tone, defined facial features, deeper voice, are all male characteristics. While petite height, dainty arms and legs, round and soft facial features, and a light, high pitched voice are female characteristics. So it seems that maybe the ability to have stinky feet with minimal effort is a male characteristic, because we all know the notorious stories about men's feet stinking pretty easily, not to mention we naturally sweat more, too. To give you a bearing on the physical comparison between my current girlfriend and ex - My ex was 5' 7", size 10.5 shoe with shapely soles, long toes, large big toe, veins on top, always slim, defined and toned legs and arms, defined facial features, a deeper voice, and could, again - stink up a pair of brand new shoes in record timing like nothing ive ever seen, as I mentioned before. My Current girlfriend, is 5' 2", size 8 shoe with alright sole shape, unshapely and short toes, small big toe, no veins on top, not slim but not overweight, round and soft facial features, a higher pitched voice, and cannot stink up a pair of shoes to save her life. Is this a case of genetics? Was my ex just born naturally in favor of her father, and in turn given these predisposed characteristics? Whilst my current girlfriend was given the more female oriented characteristics from her mother? Will my current girlfriends feet ever stink? EVER?? Or is it just an unfortunate genetic impossibility? I really, really miss picking up my significant other from work or school, and her hopping in the car with freshly cooked stinkers to rub on my nose. I miss the chase of playfully denying her sex and getting coaxed into bed by a pair of unrelenting, hot sweaty feet. I miss going shoe shopping and buying my lady the sexiest pair of shoes in the whole place, and her telling me that i have no idea what kind of delicious stinky feet are coming to me for it. Veterans please, if you can afford any insight, any at all, i would consider it a personal favor. It is greatly appreciated, and i look forward to my membership in this forum.
    Last edited by stinkyebonyfootboy; 16-11-2013 at 12:01 PM.

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    I can say I have absolutely no idea how to help you out, but hopefully someone else on this forum can be of assistance to you.

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    Some thoughts, things to try, wrap her feet in plastic wrap, and then socks over it. It is not too uncomfortable, promotes sweating and aids smelling, particularly for unfragrant feet. IMMITATION LEATHER SHOES WITH BARE FEET, the synthetic material helps promote a smell. Sometimes slightly dirty, dusty bare feet is a nice alternative, if she walks around barefoot, and you may achieve a little odor, or, the sexiness of the degradation of her dirty feet on your face. SPICY Mexican, Indian, OR Thai food diet, helps promote smell. Food crushing with bare feet, have her crush cheeses, or pickled foods, or fragrant foods under her feet, then wipe off the excess, and viola, you have a foot smell. Crushing white cheddar popcorn under feet can work well, it can leave a cheesey, foot smell odor. Rub vinegar onto her soles, it leaves no visual, all you see is her feet, and then you get a tangy foot smell into your face. Just a little not too much, mixed with her sweaty, after workout feet, will give you a real foot smell. Think creatively, try different new shoes, sometimes, one particular shoe works. Immitation UGGS with bare feet can work very well. You are challenged, but all it takes is one idea that works for you, and once you find it, BINGO...and you keep improving on it. Remember, just like VIAGRA, artificial stimulants, things out of the ordinary, can work, and bring a desired result. Sometimes the fun is in the trying and experimenting! GOOD LUCK!!!!

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    Someone here tried out putting sugar inside some shoes and said it worked..maybe have a bash at that?
    Pop over and say hello at the Miss Cheeky Feet Blog , have a nosy at the foot vids on my Youtube Channel or check out the awesome feet inspired pictures on my Pinterest boards

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    cum in her shoes ...

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    Put dog shit in her shoes. I bet that'll work.

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    Can we please stop with the disgusting, idiotic advice, and keep to trying to help the gentleman? Jesus Christ.
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    I was being serious. The more you do it, the more stinky they will be. Lots of Fun, too.
    Quote Originally Posted by ergleburgle View Post
    Can we please stop with the disgusting, idiotic advice, and keep to trying to help the gentleman? Jesus Christ.

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    My first girlfriend's feet would smell SO much after just a normal day of wearing socks and shoes.

    Last ex did too.

    My current one? Hers get a very light smell, she has to work hard for them to smell to the point where it's strong. Like wearing the same socks for a week. Exercising in them a lot, etc.

    Know the difference that easily explains it? Diet and health. The first two had a horrible diet.

    My current one has a great organic one and eats healthy. Just as I do. It plays a huge role in body odor and sweat. Unfortunately, high body odor can be a symptom of bad diet. Why morbidly obese people aren't exactly known for smelling great.

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    I would think that most people would like their girlfriends' feet to smell like feet, and not their own stale ejaculate... but to each his own.
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