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    Happy new year, ladies and gentlemen! A belated...

    Happy new year, ladies and gentlemen! A belated response, but a response nonetheless...

    The reason is... all manner of reasons. FT hit on one of them - sometimes the motivation is to dominate....
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    Happy (belated) new year, folks - yes, I'm still...

    Happy (belated) new year, folks - yes, I'm still here... I've had the flu all over Christmas, so I basically drifted through the entire Christmas season on a bed of painkillers and decongestants -...
  3. Oh! I thought OP was the ISO guy in question. ...

    Oh! I thought OP was the ISO guy in question.

    Well, ain't I an idiot.
  4. What is an ISO guy? That means "International...

    What is an ISO guy? That means "International Standards Organisation" to me.
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    Happy Turkey Day

    Dear Americans,
    Have a great Thanksgiving! :)
    Ergle
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    First of all, learn how Google works, fuckface. ...

    First of all, learn how Google works, fuckface.

    Then use it to find out which websites are not in the SLIGHTEST BIT interested in your sales horseshit.
  7. Poll: Hello, 2014, how we've missed you.

    Hello, 2014, how we've missed you.
  8. OK, off you pop, to penetrate your anus with a...

    OK, off you pop, to penetrate your anus with a rusty steel cactus.
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    Phew, I was worried it would be too much. :win:

    Phew, I was worried it would be too much.

    :win:
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    Go fuck yourself, you dickface fuckwit...

    Go fuck yourself, you dickface fuckwit cunt-brained semen stain.
  11. They're fast enough to add you to these fucking...

    They're fast enough to add you to these fucking lists, but take months to get you off them.

    At this rate, I'll have the new server and domain name up and running before it's ever fixed.
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    http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/1...

    http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/159/698/AdultGif0001805.gif
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    Personally, I always leaned towards "m" but, I...

    Personally, I always leaned towards "m" but, I mean, if you prefer "n" all power to you!
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    https://media.giphy.com/media/3o6Zt8Jv5Y354TQXcs/g...

    https://media.giphy.com/media/3o6Zt8Jv5Y354TQXcs/giphy.gif

    Doesn't post for two weeks, somebody asks a dopey question, she's there within 24 hours to deliver an epic smackdown.

    SPF, never...
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    And what sane person is going to do that?

    And what sane person is going to do that?
  16. It doesn't come from Windows - your browser does...

    It doesn't come from Windows - your browser does a check of the URL you're trying to visit up against a list maintained by Google, and if the site you want is on the list, you get notified.
    ...
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    https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=grl4grlsfeet%40g...

    https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=grl4grlsfeet%40gmail.com&dcr=0&filter=0&biw=1920&bih=947

    So, is it yesterday you think we were born, or Wednesday?
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    ^^^ I take it back. this is probably REALLY good...

    ^^^ I take it back. this is probably REALLY good advice.
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    I think you are, but if you're not I'd like to...

    I think you are, but if you're not I'd like to propose a toast to the politically INCORRECT. :)



    I get what you're asking for, but no - as I have mused over many times, this is not a brothel...
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    Please use English on DOSF. Most of us are...

    Please use English on DOSF. Most of us are ignorant bastards who don't speak any other language.

    :)
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    Welcome! I'm afraid, like all things, there's...

    Welcome!

    I'm afraid, like all things, there's no shortcut to making smelly feet or shoes. Or, more to the point there's no shortcut to making naturally smelly feet or shoes - you can put stuff in...
  22. I think someone has made a malicious report to...

    I think someone has made a malicious report to Google about us. I have counter-reported.

    We will probably be moving to new servers (and maybe a new URL) at some point in the not-too-distant...
  23. If, by "that guy" you meant "that guy who makes...

    If, by "that guy" you meant "that guy who makes technically correct but ultimately unproductive, shit-stirring, smart-ass points on trivial matters for absolutely no reason but to score empty...
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    Thank you for posting, and welcome to DOSF! A...

    Thank you for posting, and welcome to DOSF!

    A very promising beginning but I would point to a couple of points... (These thoughts would be general writing advice, particularly if you intend on...
  25. To be fair to Johannbaumer2, he didn't reveal his...

    To be fair to Johannbaumer2, he didn't reveal his "ugly head" so much as reveal that he intended to ignore the fact that he'd upset the staff of the forum but was happy to engage support requests...
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